As Superman@70 month winds down, we've got one last installment of The Kryptonite Chronicles to get to. But wait...with the primary colors, altered states, alloys, and hoaxes already covered, what other varieties could possibly be left? Well, after some intense digging and investigating, I've unearthed five ultra-rare Kryptonite specimens to squeeze into the collection.
Deadly to Jimmy Olsen only.
Fatal yet zesty.
It is...yet is not.
This Minnesota State Fair favorite has the
ability to instantly clog Superman's arteries.
Able to kill Superman, yet
soft enough to throw indoors.
Genius!
Posted by: Siskoid | June 28, 2008 at 07:45 AM
Isn't there a metamorphic version called Kentonite, which pretends to be a normal, non-glowing rock which turns into Kryptonite?
Posted by: John Nowak | June 29, 2008 at 08:48 AM