Are you ready? Are you ready for Wave Three of the real life superheroes that protect us all? (click on the photos for larger views, and the names for more info):
Name: Dark Guardian
Base of Operations: New York, New York
Mission: "Fighting crime, helping others, and making a difference in his community. He is a man who has grown tired of the world around him where evil tends to prevail and he sees the growing tides of time worsening."
Special Abilities: He has trained himself to be more than human. He has made himself into a weapon. A weapon of change - A weapon of hope.
Quote: "I've always had something inside of me that made me want to really make a difference and just make the world a better place."
Name: Geist
Base of Operations: Rochester, Minnesota
Mission: "My personal cause is the Forgotton, those overlooked by mainstream society. If there is a crisis situation, I have training and equipment to aid myself and others. My equipment and methods are completely legal. I'm prepared to make Citizen's Arrests if necessary."
Equipment: Smoke grenades, pepper spray, a slingshot, a pair of six-inch fighting sticks tucked into sturdy leather boots, and an Argentinean cattle-snare called "bolos" (his "trademark weapon").
Quote: "When you put on this costume and you do something for someone, it's like, 'Wow, I am being a hero,' and that is a great feeling."
Name: Polarman
Base of Operations: Iqaluit, Canada
Mission: Shovels elders' steps and walkways, entertains children and prowls the night streets keeping an eye out for vandals and straightening out swings at playgrounds.
Equipment: A costume consisting of black boots, white sweat pants with black shorts and a white karate belt (for visibility), three layers on top plus black leather gloves and, of course, a mask. Oh, and a shovel, too.
Quote: "I wrote down all cold-based names I could think of: Mr Freeze, Icelad, Snowlad, Shoveler, Polar Bully, Captain Cold, Captain Icicle, Frosty the Boy Wonder. Then I decided that since I came down from the polar region, I would use the name my cousin teased me with."
Name: Master Legend
Base of Operations: Winter Park, Florida
Mission: He is here to help you and will put his life on the line to do so.
Abilities: Certain psychic abilities and gifted with powers by a voodoo queen.
Quote: "Remember that I am a real friend in the world."
Dark Guardian: it just seems wrong for anyone named "Dark" anything to be showing such pasty white skin. Perhaps the White Avenger would be more appropriate?
Master Legend: apparently those psychic abilities and voodoo gifts don't include the power to say "No" to donuts or to wash his hair on a regular basis...
Posted by: Kyle | April 08, 2008 at 10:27 AM