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These don't really exist. But they should.
Happy Valentine's Day.
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SNIKT! seems like one you should only give to someone really close to you, like a spouse.
Posted by: Z Ryan | February 14, 2008 at 03:56 AM
your missing "no man escapes the manhunters"
Posted by: stephen | February 14, 2008 at 06:57 AM
Most of these sound like creepy stalker messages. Except SHAZAM! I'm sure Sgt.Carter thanked Gomer for that sweet treat.
Posted by: Captain Average | February 14, 2008 at 08:05 AM
*applause*
Posted by: Rich | February 14, 2008 at 08:53 AM
"Most of these sound like creepy stalker messages."
True....although "I Say Thee Nay!" would be the perfect candy heart for a woman to give to a creep trying to pick her up.
Posted by: Mark Engblom | February 14, 2008 at 09:54 AM
My wife thinks they're great.
Me - I have an aversion to candy hearts after I bit down on one (about 10 years ago) and needed a root canal because it broke my tooth!
Posted by: Ivan Wolfe | February 14, 2008 at 09:25 PM
OUCH! Geez, I can certainly understand your aversion. Glad your wife enjoyed the hearts!
Posted by: Mark Engblom | February 14, 2008 at 10:32 PM