Comic Book Life Lessons (chapter 1)

In 1986, a Unitarian minister named Robert Fulghum published the touchy-feely classic All I Really Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.  This collection of random sentimental musings became a publishing phenomenon, chief among them the title essay, in which Fulghum applied the simple morality learned in Kindergarten to adult life.  Needless to say, it was a hit with New Age weenies and inner children everywhere.

However, many of us received our primary moral
guidance from altogether different sources. 

In my case....

Chapter One:

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Comments

[John Phelan]

Hmmm -

howsabout a Vertigo edition? That would be very life changing!