It's a first! My first contest where not a single person has submitted an entry!
Either (A) Nobody wants (or everybody already has) a DVD of A Christmas Story or (B) the characters I've asked you to name are just too obscure.
So...since I really want someone to win the prize, how about this: I'll extend the contest six hours from noon on Friday to 6:00 p.m....and go ahead and use Google, Wiki, or whatever internet fount of knowledge you wish to obtain the answers from. First one to answer all of them (or get the most by 6:00 p.m.) wins the DVD (which I'll announce later that evening...along with the answers).