At the bidding of his royal highness Bahlactus, I shall tell you the tale of the demi-god Hercules and his epic supper club battle with fedora-wearing thugs from Thor #125 (1965). Let me grab my mandolin and sing for you:
"The Ballad of Hercules and the Street Lamp Enema!"
...and, most likely, the "lower regions" of the hapless driver as well! OUCH!