As ill-conceived as last week's Thor motorcycle might have been, what could be more ill-conceived and uncharacteristic than the Captain America Quick-Click Spin Barrel Gun?
It's one thing to stick an Asgardian god onto a motorcycle (despite his time & space-bending magic hammer), but changing Captain America's defensive posture (shield) to a wildly offensive posture (packing heat)? Look, I'm as big of a Second Amendment guy as you're likely to find (especially in the "I'm more liberal than YOU are!" comics blogosphere), but even I have to draw the line somewhere. Is he Captain America, proudly protecting the ramparts of Freedom using only his trusty shield.... or, Dirty Harry-like, squeezing off multiple rounds into the backs of fleeing fascists? Add to that the worst-designed packaging in modern history (with "America" haphazardly positioned above the Cap-obscuring "Captain"), and you've got yourself an authentic specimen for Bizarro's Toybox!